Humor/Satire / The Crossdresser
You crossdress and I find that you’re prettier than I.
I’ll set aside the questions;
The how’s, the what’s, the why’s.
And get down to the basic, important things of Life.
Not, “How long have you done it.” -
or, “Have you told your wife?”.
You see, that’s not my business, plus, I don’t even care.
I want to know the color
you’re using on your hair!
And where’d you get those shoes at? I find it hard to find,
a shoe that still looks sexy
(when your size passes 9).
And when I see your outfit? I get the urge to choke
the person who is in it
(my wardrobe is a joke).
Your makeup is perfection, while I look blotchy red.
You know and proudly flaunt it,
it’s gone straight to your head.
Your legs, bud? I would kill for! You stand erect and tall.
The same effect you have on men,
as they look, trip and fall.
So honey, find your own man. No, wait! Go take a try -
who knows, we both may find out,
he’s always leaned ‘two-wards’ bi!
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Very clever! You put such a positive spin on the questions that a crossdresser must get asked. Plus, make it seem like an enviable position to be in. Although I may be being dense, but why is “two-wards” in quotes?
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How fun! I have to say, this is the first poem about cross-dressing I’ve come across. I like it a lot. I didn’t find any grammatical errors, but with a poem this funny, who would even notice? Great job!
Wow! I really enjoyed this piece… It has a nice little story to it, and the idea of a woman envying the ability of a crossdresser to look better than her is hysterical. I didn’t even notice at first that you were rhyming, the whole piece flowed so nicely! Slight cringe factor, being a gentleman and all, but I thoroughly appreciated this poem. Too funny!
Oh, I love this… my drag queen friends would approve, too, I’m sure. My favorite lines come from the second stanza – “I want to know the color
you’re using on your hair!”
Two notes worth mention:
or, “Have you told your wife?”. – No comma is needed, and the period at the end isn’t necessary. or “Have you told your wife?”
. – a bit of awkward phrasing… maybe “(when your foot’s a huge size 9)” or “(when your shoe size is more than 9)”
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