Humor/Satire / lost in translation

thismademelaughaLOT :D
abittoourbisspecificforgeneralappreciation,
butrestassureditiswellappreciatedhereatleastbyme.
ithinkitcouldhaveusedlesspropperspalling.
thewritinginthereviewswasalsoabittooproperoverall.
alsoyouleftoutthisreview:
“I’m gonna quote your whole piece back to you and give you a play-by-play on my irrelevant reactions to every little detail, while simultaneously missing the big picture.  Prepare to fork over some credits!...”
:)  Thanksforpostingthis.

haha well this was a very interesting piece you wrote.  I read it.  All of it.  More than once.  In all honesty, I have no idea what happened here.  But, I’m sure it has meaning…I may just be overlooking it.  Very good choice for the genre you put it in though, keep up the good work!

—Thanks for posting

Rylan

Yes, it was new. And original. And congratulations, keep writing. But please can you stop whining about wasting credits?
Also you get a 5 for your writing…

Hey dude.. i did my best to go through your work.. though i could not get much of this gibberish, but it was a really a mental exercise to figure out where should be a comma, space or full stop..

Fucking brilliant, what a great swipe at all the tossers on here who think that they are a cross between Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway, well done and by the way i think you have talent.

I agree that it is a funny observation; however, I don’t think you pulled it off with this particular piece;  you are actually trying too hard to make it satirical
just go with mocking the humor in the scenario and you’ll be fine

I’m not sure what to say. I figured that you’re a bit ticked off about the quality of the critques and the focus on things besides the entertainment value of the work. I would like to read some of your other writing besides this. You’re funny though. Put some humor into the angry rant!

Oddly enough, “thinking outside the box” is a cliche (yeah, I read that part). The anti-period period actually goes back at least to Kerouac and probably even before him. ee cummings comes to mind.

Sorry, I bet this costs you a bunch of credits, can’t be helped.

This is hilarious.  I’ve seen others try to present in the Humor or Nonfiction categories what was essentially just whining, but you do an excellent job of capturing both a writer’s frustration with convention and some very accurate representations of the type of reviews we all must pay to read.  

All that said, I have two observations.  First, I’ve never read anything else of yours, but here, you are definitely pushing outside the box, defying structure, and in a way that is understandable, intelligent, thought-provoking, and of course, funny.

Observation number two:  If you’re really, really good, you can transcend any punctuation and grammar issues and grab an audience with your content—that is if you can be patient enough to wade through many, many expensive and unhelpful reviews.  But if you’re not unusually talented, then people like me are going to get thoroughly annoyed and distracted by consistent and/or frequent punctuation and grammar issues.  If your other stuff is this good, I could care less about your adherence to the rules of English.  Is it this good?

You mispelled the following word: “itsnotworkingbecausetheintensefocusongrammarrulesandwritingstructure onthissiteiseclipsingmydesiretoinnovateandthinkoutsideoftheboxcoercingmeintoamindesetidont
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Just kidding. Great piece.
You know, just keep following your own thing and keep on developing and doing whatever the heck you wanna do with your writing. The key for me is when a writer writes something so well that I am kind of not really aware that I am even reading. It becomes, during those fantastic moments or minutes or hours or days, something other than reading. It is like the whole thing exists inside your brain and as you read, or what feels like reading, the thing is revealed, the words are revealed, the story is revealed, somehow. It happens on some other level that reading itself only points towards and can never actually be.
The writing is elevated to a point beyond the physical act. And that, my freind, is what you have in your writing.
Give those writing muscles a mother of a freaking work out every freaking day and then give them a  cigarette and a cup of coffee and a good lie down. And yeah, you know, you just gotta ignore the grammar and punctuation police. If you write you will pick up what you need to get your message across. Here endeth the sermon. Good luck.