I certainly hope not. These were not all reviews I received. I looked at others also. I’d say your odds are about 1 in 10. LOL
But sometimes you can get doozies. We are after all, only human (at least most of us).
Thanks for the read.
Humor/Satire / The REviewer
1
What a delightful poem. I wouldn’t change a thing.
(Please unlock quickly so I can unlock mine.)
2
This is really good. Just a few minor problems.
Other than that it is great.
(What a piece of crap. Not going to waste my time.)
3
“twenty one time you have told me how much you think I look like Peter, Paul and Mary.”
I just love that line.
“whatever happend to Baby Jane”
This is soooo original.
You also missed 12 periods, 3 commas.
(and a partridge in a pear tree)
4
“feces” – shouldn’t this be plural?
“envelop”- envelope
“there” - their
“i” – I
Really didn’t see anything else I would change.
5.
This is so powerful. You have managed to capture the very soul of Peter, Paul and Mary and your Baby Jane line is absolutely wonderful
You keep on writing. You are going to be another Hemingway.
(maybe he won’t challenge this if I really suck up)
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Springer reviewed Version 2 -
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I wish I got it though. Is this reviews of a suposed work of yours? Presumed upcoming reviews of a work of yours? I get many 1,2,5,and 7’s on my work here. Not at other sites tho.
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joancrown reviewed Version 2 -
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Ok, I’m new, so I think this primer should join the user regs you have to sign off on to join. Shite. Is this really what I’m in for???
artofstocks reviewed Version 2 -
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Your words are worth a laugh and not a 10. Enjoyed the title and yes I am guilty as any human that writes about wanting to see what the next person thinks.
moonwarrior reviewed Version 2 -
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nice. i think this was hilarious! i am sometimes at a loss of what to say in my reviews, and now i know what kind of things to say and what they really mean.
PoeTic_JustiCe reviewed Version 2 -
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Hey! Now this is what I call amusing! And isn’t its contents the truth?! ::laughs subtly::
ScottBJohnson reviewed Version 2 -
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Ah, yes. The Urbis writer writing a reactionary piece based on reviews. It seems that many here are falling into this trap these days (me included). I suppose it is only natural to be inspired, even negatively, by the words or comments of others. It seems that even reviews are not immune to reviews. I think I have read others from you along this vein and I found other installments to be more entertaining than these… but your point is continually well made.
jensastar reviewed Version 2 -
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I found this tiring towards the end
(I am up really late yawning and reading anything that is big so i can get many credits to unlock my reviews, and i normally review short poetry, but i just really wanted to get the credits)
I think things like this should be compulsory reading for all new Urbis members.
Very funny and very very relatable.
Razzer123 reviewed Version 2 -
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I like it the first time and like it even more now. I think you post-modernist approach is almost Nieztshian in tone while the dialectic inherent in your style is awe inspiring. Sorry what was I saying?
stephanie482 reviewed Version 1 -
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You have made public the things all of us think. Kudos for that.
A cute piece, while staying true to life. Definately amusing. Not sure there’s a market for it, but hey – who cares?
nelson1 reviewed Version 1 -
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I recognise number four to be one of my reviews, What was wrong with it? :) you forgot your parenthisis underneath that. Hey normally my reviews are good. not sure I wrote the feces as plural, unless I’d been having a shit day or a alcohol. Other than that the other three were legitimate points.
Love the idea that you see the funny side of reviewers, some are totally useless like saying how many errors there is without showing them.
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