Analysis for I opened my Urbis inbox today

Lexical analysis

Number of words (tokens): 214
Number of distinct words (types): 90
Average number of words per sentence: 15.29
Average number of words per paragraph: 53.5
Lexical Density: 0.42
Longest Word: 'guidelines,' (11)
Shortest Word: 'one' (3)
Ten Most Frequent Words:
review 7
wrote 4
like 3
please 3
removed 3
asked 2
going 2
inbox 2
think 2
really 2

Textual analysis

Number of paragraphs: 4
Average number of sentences per paragraph:: 3.5
Longest Sentence: 'i tried so darn hard to be honest with them i even "£$%_ (please insert quote) it's them who didn't like what i wrote, i wrote i wrote it's them who didn't like what i wrote.' (36 words)
Shortest Sentence: 'the end.' (2 words)
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
8.36
Readability according to Automated Readability Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
-0.31
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
1.05
Average readability
(the higher, the harder to read):
3.03

Phrasal analysis

Ten most frequent two-word phrases:
please please 2
inbox today 1
taken great 1
start clogging 1
darn hard 1
laptop display 1
really want 1
underline words 1
even "£$%_ 1
"your review 1
Ten most frequent three-word phrases:
even "£$%_ (please 1
please please write 1
taken great umbrage 1
(please insert quote) 1
requests start clogging 1
carefully crafted review 1
feel like wanting 1
urbis inbox today 1
please please please 1
"£$%_ (please insert 1
Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words
i wrote 4
to be 3
a review 3
review a 2
it's them 2
who didn't 2
it's going 2
please please 2
like what 2
what i 2
Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
them who didn't 2
a review a 2
going to be 2
it's them who 2
it's going to 2
didn't like what 2
what i wrote 2
review a review 2
like what i 2
who didn't like 2
Most frequent two-word phrases:
please please 2
Most frequent five-word phrases:
didn't like what i wrote 2
them who didn't like what 2
who didn't like what i 2
it's them who didn't like 2
Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words:
i wrote 4
to be 3
a review 3
review a 2
them who 2
going to 2
it's them 2
didn't like 2
who didn't 2
it's going 2
please please 2
like what 2
what i 2
Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
them who didn't 2
a review a 2
going to be 2
it's them who 2
it's going to 2
didn't like what 2
what i wrote 2
review a review 2
like what i 2
who didn't like 2
Most frequent four-word phrases, including stop words:
it's them who didn't 2
didn't like what i 2
a review a review 2
it's going to be 2
them who didn't like 2
like what i wrote 2
who didn't like what 2