Analysis for O Come All Ye Hams

Lexical analysis

Number of words (tokens): 2056
Number of distinct words (types): 654
Average number of words per sentence: 5.87
Average number of words per paragraph: 257.0
Lexical Density: 0.32
Longest Word: '(matter-of-factly,' (18)
Shortest Word: 'two' (3)
Ten Most Frequent Words:
paul 48
john 42
jill 35
ham 28
birthday 20
day 17
happy 16
table 13
smell 13
just 12

Textual analysis

Number of paragraphs: 8
Average number of sentences per paragraph:: 43.75
Longest Sentence: '(beat, laughs as she remembers) i remember, she had a little poem she used to say while she baked in the kitchen brushing honey over the meat, or sometimes, just to amuse me.' (33 words)
Shortest Sentence: 'male john:' (2 words)
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index
(the higher, the harder to read):		 3.69
Readability according to Automated Readability Index
(the higher, the harder to read):		 -3.42
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index
(the higher, the harder to read):		 3.05
Average readability
(the higher, the harder to read):		 1.11

Phrasal analysis

Ten most frequent two-word phrases:
happy birthday 14
birthday paul 10
friend paul 6
dear friend 5
honey glazed 5
(the next 4
next day 4
special honey 4
scene two) 3
brought ham 3
Ten most frequent three-word phrases:
happy birthday paul 9
dear friend paul 5
(the next day 4
honey glazed ham 3
many happy returns 2
special honey glazed 2
sir sir sir 2
extra special honey 2
gods must gasp 2
sir captain jill 2
Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words
happy birthday 14
the table 11
birthday paul 10
do you 8
of the 6
your ham 6
on the 6
your birthday 6
friend paul 6
used to 5
Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
happy birthday paul 9
dear friend paul 5
on the table 4
the table and 4
(the next day 4
do you know 3
honey glazed ham 3
a lovely day 3
think we'd forgotten 3
why don't you 3
Most frequent two-word phrases:
happy birthday 14
birthday paul 10
friend paul 6
dear friend 5
honey glazed 5
(the next 4
special honey 4
next day 4
sir sir 3
scene two) 3
lovely day 3
brought ham 3
captain jill 3
glazed ham 3
sir captain 2
anyone hoooome 2
extra special 2
sixty years 2
happy returns 2
hello paul 2
light fixture 2
jill enter 2
pleasant man 2
every week 2
brought gifts 2
gods must 2
(silence) jill 2
starts humming 2
many happy 2
get caught 2
i’ll see 2
must gasp 2
starts eating 2
(silence) john 2
party hat 2
Most frequent three-word phrases:
happy birthday paul 9
dear friend paul 5
(the next day 4
honey glazed ham 3
many happy returns 2
special honey glazed 2
sir sir sir 2
extra special honey 2
gods must gasp 2
sir captain jill 2
Most frequent five-word phrases:
did you think we'd forgotten 3
same start as scene two) 3
light fixture above the table 2
of happy birthday to me 2
into the box and takes 2
what are you doing all 2
making her special honey glazed 2
the light fixture above the 2
the loop of the noose 2
we never do him wrong 2
into the loop of the 2
tune of happy birthday to 2
what can we say of 2
are you doing all the 2
put in extra special honey 2
humming the tune of happy 2
the box and takes out 2
the gods must gasp when 2
the tune of happy birthday 2
and sits on a chair) 2
can we say of our 2
pray we never do him 2
i put in extra special 2
reaches into the box and 2
to get off the table 2
get off the table and 2
table and sits on a 2
many happy returns of the 2
must gasp when he falls 2
ever so tall and strong 2
off the table and sits 2
gods must gasp when he 2
to the light fixture above 2
all the way up there 2
his head into the loop 2
you doing all the way 2
decides to get off the 2
places his head into the 2
does it remind you of 2
the table and sits on 2
doing all the way up 2
happy returns of the day 2
head into the loop of 2
her special honey glazed ham 2
Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words:
happy birthday 14
the table 11
birthday paul 10
do you 8
of the 6
your birthday 6
your ham 6
on the 6
friend paul 6
honey glazed 5
used to 5
the noose 5
dear friend 5
he was 5
it was 5
the ham 5
(the next 4
same setting 4
on a 4
and then 4
you know 4
for you 4
special honey 4
a little 4
you think 4
table and 4
next day 4
into the 4
to the 4
i am 4
we brought 4
as scene 3
did you 3
smell that 3
on down 3
what day 3
brought ham 3
down and 3
don't you 3
the way 3
i knew 3
shall be 3
decides to 3
why don't 3
scene two) 3
think we'd 3
lovely day 3
what can 3
our dear 3
a smell 3
come on 3
we'd forgotten 3
off the 3
and sits 3
his head 3
sits on 3
up the 3
was a 3
start as 3
a bit 3
glazed ham 3
to get 3
all the 3
it smell 3
of our 3
the box 3
a lovely 3
up there 3
we never 3
sir sir 3
see you 3
just for 3
captain jill 3
get off 3
doesn't it 3
in our 3
same start 3
it into 2
fixture above 2
and jill 2
who i 2
gods must 2
head into 2
day was 2
(silence) jill 2
tune of 2
here i 2
and i 2
there paul 2
do him 2
it is 2
with a 2
i see 2
of ham 2
back down 2
way up 2
above the 2
pleasant man 2
every week 2
his pocket 2
anyone hoooome 2
my pleasure 2
does it 2
the gods 2
can you 2
your favourite 2
your majesty 2
places his 2
he falls 2
then places 2
smells a 2
can we 2
takes out 2
remind you 2
in the 2
after day 2
starts humming 2
must gasp 2
you just 2
ever so 2
it's a 2
oh do 2
i put 2
a chair) 2
starts eating 2
just a 2
to say 2
be knighted 2
for a 2
side to 2
extra special 2
in extra 2
sixty years 2
happy returns 2
light fixture 2
so tall 2
returns of 2
it remind 2
and sits) 2
but i 2
him a 2
you smell 2
when he 2
know who 2
stares at 2
produces a 2
sniffs the 2
of happy 2
into a 2
smell it 2
at it) 2
rest of 2
many happy 2
box and 2
the whistle 2
you like 2
get caught 2
sir captain 2
narrating) he 2
to be 2
tall and 2
humming the 2
put in 2
in his 2
eyes and 2
birthday to 2
to paul 2
gasp when 2
hello paul 2
on his 2
a party 2
the loop 2
john and 2
ye shall 2
a pleasant 2
the tune 2
(silence) john 2
and we 2
what are 2
he smells 2
the meat 2
doing all 2
are you 2
party hat 2
you doing 2
and sets 2
as we 2
and strong 2
brought gifts 2
a cyborg 2
from his 2
the plate 2
a small 2
for the 2
the air 2
making her 2
and takes 2
jill enter 2
have some 2
is the 2
and the 2
loop of 2
reaches into 2
to me 2
her special 2
the rest 2
out a 2
you used 2
never do 2
we say 2
you of 2
the light 2
you can 2
say of 2
it’s your 2
you do 2
was my 2
i’ll see 2
him wrong 2
pray we 2
the day 2
day after 2
Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
happy birthday paul 9
dear friend paul 5
on the table 4
(the next day 4
the table and 4
off the table 3
think we'd forgotten 3
same start as 3
doesn't it smell 3
sits on a 3
come on down 3
honey glazed ham 3
of the noose 3
start as scene 3
decides to get 3
do you know 3
did you think 3
you think we'd 3
a lovely day 3
why don't you 3
get off the 3
all the way 3
as scene two) 3
our dear friend 3
narrating) he was 2
i put in 2
to the light 2
returns of the 2
happy birthday to 2
smells a smell 2
ever so tall 2
sir captain jill 2
here i am 2
places his head 2
put in extra 2
shall be knighted 2
the loop of 2
to get off 2
sniffs the air 2
way up there 2
we say of 2
he smells a 2
do you smell 2
never do him 2
just for you 2
in extra special 2
pray we never 2
say of our 2
i’ll see you 2
the tune of 2
head into the 2
we never do 2
gods must gasp 2
happy returns of 2
a pleasant man 2
her special honey 2
many happy returns 2
does it remind 2
the gods must 2
above the table 2
it remind you 2
must gasp when 2
of the day 2
humming the tune 2
are you doing 2
who i am 2
we brought gifts 2
reaches into the 2
of happy birthday 2
ye shall be 2
and jill enter 2
we brought ham 2
extra special honey 2
stares at it) 2
the light fixture 2
sir sir sir 2
when he falls 2
you smell that 2
the way up 2
making her special 2
doing all the 2
the rest of 2
so tall and 2
and sits on 2
light fixture above 2
tall and strong 2
for a bit 2
john and jill 2
into the box 2
birthday to me 2
his head into 2
what can we 2
remind you of 2
and i knew 2
down and sits) 2
into the loop 2
you used to 2
do him wrong 2
can we say 2
the box and 2
what are you 2
it was my 2
box and takes 2
special honey glazed 2
he was a 2
on a chair) 2
you doing all 2
loop of the 2
gasp when he 2
was my pleasure 2
and takes out 2
from his pocket 2
day after day 2
used to say 2
fixture above the 2
know who i 2
tune of happy 2
table and sits 2
Most frequent four-word phrases, including stop words:
you think we'd forgotten 3
our dear friend paul 3
same start as scene 3
start as scene two) 3
did you think we'd 3
get off the table 3
must gasp when he 2
light fixture above the 2
fixture above the table 2
are you doing all 2
do you smell that 2
box and takes out 2
the table and sits 2
does it remind you 2
all the way up 2
decides to get off 2
i put in extra 2
doing all the way 2
into the loop of 2
table and sits on 2
the tune of happy 2
tune of happy birthday 2
it remind you of 2
of happy birthday to 2
special honey glazed ham 2
he smells a smell 2
you doing all the 2
humming the tune of 2
to the light fixture 2
the gods must gasp 2
the way up there 2
put in extra special 2
off the table and 2
happy returns of the 2
making her special honey 2
never do him wrong 2
in extra special honey 2
what can we say 2
know who i am 2
the light fixture above 2
and sits on a 2
what are you doing 2
reaches into the box 2
happy birthday to me 2
we say of our 2
we never do him 2
sits on a chair) 2
john and jill enter 2
gasp when he falls 2
his head into the 2
the box and takes 2
can we say of 2
into the box and 2
the loop of the 2
so tall and strong 2
her special honey glazed 2
pray we never do 2
ever so tall and 2
returns of the day 2
to get off the 2
many happy returns of 2
gods must gasp when 2
it was my pleasure 2
places his head into 2
loop of the noose 2
head into the loop 2