| Number of paragraphs: |
166 |
| Average number of sentences per paragraph:: |
2.49 |
| Longest Sentence: |
'as soon as i felt the claws of a hangover digging into my temples, i had trouble convincing myself that i was some other person tucked away in his tidy den, and i slowly began to accept the reality that i’d gotten ridiculously drunk again, and had someo' (59 words) |
| Shortest Sentence: |
'by wed.' (2 words) |
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
7.22 |
Readability according to Automated Readability Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
-0.21 |
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
2.81 |
Average readability (the higher, the harder to read): |
3.27 |
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases: |
| new york |
9 |
| east side |
5 |
| i’d gotten |
3 |
| lower east |
3 |
| look like |
3 |
| come back |
3 |
| bean’s mother |
3 |
| make sure |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| table next |
2 |
|
| Ten most frequent three-word phrases: |
| lower east side |
3 |
| upper east side |
2 |
| parents still see |
1 |
| didn’t exactly get |
1 |
| ju-jitsu guys thought |
1 |
| table moved aside |
1 |
| two hours away |
1 |
| eyes slightly glazed |
1 |
| still don’t understand” |
1 |
| fishing boats beside |
1 |
|
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words |
| in the |
27 |
| of the |
19 |
| i was |
15 |
| his head |
13 |
| at the |
12 |
| to the |
12 |
| was a |
10 |
| in a |
9 |
| new york |
9 |
| on a |
9 |
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| Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| in front of |
6 |
| me in the |
4 |
| front of me |
4 |
| or at least |
4 |
| as soon as |
4 |
| in new york |
4 |
| the end of |
3 |
| fucked me in |
3 |
| end of the |
3 |
| i got to |
3 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases: |
| new york |
9 |
| east side |
5 |
| i’d gotten |
3 |
| lower east |
3 |
| bean’s mother |
3 |
| look like |
3 |
| come back |
3 |
| even worse |
2 |
| steve continued |
2 |
| didn’t seem |
2 |
| get back |
2 |
| “you know |
2 |
| table next |
2 |
| sales associates |
2 |
| make sure |
2 |
| several times |
2 |
| looked like |
2 |
| bean buried |
2 |
| “they fucked |
2 |
| looked away |
2 |
| cousin troy’s |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| coming back |
2 |
| running across |
2 |
| i’m going |
2 |
| little bit |
2 |
| five years |
2 |
| another drink |
2 |
| fucking roommate |
2 |
| san tana |
2 |
| upper east |
2 |
| orange juice |
2 |
| joe added |
2 |
| central america |
2 |
| keep running |
2 |
|
| Most frequent three-word phrases: |
| lower east side |
3 |
| upper east side |
2 |
|
| Most frequent five-word phrases: |
| the table next to us |
2 |
| “they fucked me in the |
2 |
| waking up in a strange |
2 |
| didn’t have to worry about |
2 |
| in the lower east side |
2 |
| i didn’t have to worry |
2 |
| fucked me in the ass” |
2 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words: |
| in the |
27 |
| of the |
19 |
| i was |
15 |
| his head |
13 |
| to the |
12 |
| at the |
12 |
| was a |
10 |
| in a |
9 |
| new york |
9 |
| on a |
9 |
| and i |
8 |
| of my |
8 |
| i didn’t |
8 |
| from the |
8 |
| at least |
8 |
| for a |
8 |
| out of |
8 |
| of me |
7 |
| have to |
7 |
| on the |
7 |
| as i |
7 |
| like a |
7 |
| the table |
6 |
| up in |
6 |
| up and |
6 |
| he was |
6 |
| he had |
6 |
| a few |
6 |
| i got |
6 |
| had a |
6 |
| to go |
6 |
| to get |
6 |
| was the |
6 |
| back to |
6 |
| for the |
6 |
| in my |
6 |
| with a |
6 |
| in front |
6 |
| front of |
6 |
| that i |
6 |
| began to |
6 |
| the bar |
5 |
| east side |
5 |
| his face |
5 |
| a year |
5 |
| got to |
5 |
| living in |
5 |
| so i |
5 |
| me in |
5 |
| of a |
5 |
| that was |
5 |
| had to |
5 |
| up at |
5 |
| i had |
5 |
| as though |
5 |
| stood up |
5 |
| as soon |
5 |
| soon as |
4 |
| sure i |
4 |
| do you |
4 |
| but i |
4 |
| when i |
4 |
| i tried |
4 |
| or at |
4 |
| end of |
4 |
| we were |
4 |
| the woman |
4 |
| the end |
4 |
| a little |
4 |
| the same |
4 |
| out in |
4 |
| the next |
4 |
| went to |
4 |
| to brazil” |
4 |
| and then |
4 |
| in new |
4 |
| that he |
4 |
| at me |
4 |
| i’d been |
4 |
| as a |
4 |
| on his |
4 |
| like you |
4 |
| and the |
4 |
| to give |
3 |
| into my |
3 |
| and looked |
3 |
| to come |
3 |
| but i’m |
3 |
| he would |
3 |
| a couple |
3 |
| i wasn’t |
3 |
| just go |
3 |
| i walked |
3 |
| of his |
3 |
| and started |
3 |
| it all |
3 |
| and wondered |
3 |
| the hell |
3 |
| had the |
3 |
| i hadn’t |
3 |
| with the |
3 |
| look like |
3 |
| the city |
3 |
| my cousin |
3 |
| i saw |
3 |
| was living |
3 |
| out my |
3 |
| you know |
3 |
| at a |
3 |
| wondered if |
3 |
| i think |
3 |
| my temples |
3 |
| me to |
3 |
| to make |
3 |
| himself in |
3 |
| that i’d |
3 |
| come back |
3 |
| on my |
3 |
| he looked |
3 |
| this bean |
3 |
| i noticed |
3 |
| as the |
3 |
| waking up |
3 |
| to worry |
3 |
| couple of |
3 |
| trying to |
3 |
| a bar |
3 |
| into the |
3 |
| tried to |
3 |
| and had |
3 |
| to my |
3 |
| to me |
3 |
| fucked me |
3 |
| lower east |
3 |
| i don’t |
3 |
| at my |
3 |
| like he |
3 |
| in this |
3 |
| in some |
3 |
| may have |
3 |
| the sales |
3 |
| i’d gotten |
3 |
| my head |
3 |
| in his |
3 |
| one of |
3 |
| a bit |
3 |
| end up |
3 |
| i heard |
3 |
| bean’s mother |
3 |
| all that |
3 |
| my hand |
3 |
| though i |
3 |
| who was |
2 |
| a strange |
2 |
| table next |
2 |
| the room |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| up with |
2 |
| my own |
2 |
| to show |
2 |
| over the |
2 |
| just in |
2 |
| up from |
2 |
| i remember |
2 |
| for another |
2 |
| it came |
2 |
| with joe |
2 |
| noticed that |
2 |
| my name |
2 |
| used to |
2 |
| of some |
2 |
| his hands |
2 |
| make sure |
2 |
| my life |
2 |
| there was |
2 |
| to a |
2 |
| i said |
2 |
| when we |
2 |
| i imagined |
2 |
| as she |
2 |
| you make |
2 |
| even worse |
2 |
| life and |
2 |
| his way |
2 |
| take his |
2 |
| he sat |
2 |
| the other |
2 |
| hanging out |
2 |
| cousin troy’s |
2 |
| the right |
2 |
| saw the |
2 |
| myself that |
2 |
| like that |
2 |
| i just |
2 |
| i thought |
2 |
| had been |
2 |
| me at |
2 |
| i pulled |
2 |
| next to |
2 |
| me as |
2 |
| i remembered |
2 |
| the dark |
2 |
| the bathroom |
2 |
| from a |
2 |
| to keep |
2 |
| about brazil |
2 |
| a city |
2 |
| i do |
2 |
| trip to |
2 |
| see you |
2 |
| i’m going |
2 |
| and living |
2 |
| that the |
2 |
| the middle |
2 |
| if i |
2 |
| the hill |
2 |
| the world |
2 |
| talking about |
2 |
| running across |
2 |
| to do |
2 |
| to new |
2 |
| right before |
2 |
| few times |
2 |
| upper east |
2 |
| to see |
2 |
| city that |
2 |
| central america |
2 |
| a job |
2 |
| to you |
2 |
| was hardly |
2 |
| in brazil |
2 |
| of this |
2 |
| streets with |
2 |
| made me |
2 |
| my friend |
2 |
| with that |
2 |
| when he |
2 |
| off to |
2 |
| how i |
2 |
| the odds |
2 |
| he did |
2 |
| what do |
2 |
| continued my |
2 |
| had i |
2 |
| to find |
2 |
| for all |
2 |
| way to |
2 |
| he went |
2 |
| keep running |
2 |
| that is |
2 |
| the night |
2 |
| when you |
2 |
| i’m not |
2 |
| head and |
2 |
| but he |
2 |
| did they |
2 |
| have been |
2 |
| wanted to |
2 |
| the dream |
2 |
| looked like |
2 |
| i say |
2 |
| the ass” |
2 |
| bit more |
2 |
| work and |
2 |
| exactly what |
2 |
| looked away |
2 |
| where you |
2 |
| me into |
2 |
| that mishka |
2 |
| “do you |
2 |
| or should |
2 |
| of doing |
2 |
| but it’s |
2 |
| why not |
2 |
| before i |
2 |
| a new |
2 |
| the lower |
2 |
| and his |
2 |
| far from |
2 |
| in to |
2 |
| i nodded |
2 |
| did not |
2 |
| what happened |
2 |
| to just |
2 |
| my ears |
2 |
| digging into |
2 |
| he wasn’t |
2 |
| each word |
2 |
| what the |
2 |
| it like |
2 |
| can you |
2 |
| “you know |
2 |
| little bit |
2 |
| happened to |
2 |
| san tana |
2 |
| kept me |
2 |
| to us |
2 |
| into a |
2 |
| i wondered |
2 |
| at his |
2 |
| get a |
2 |
| i turned |
2 |
| after i |
2 |
| return to |
2 |
| after a |
2 |
| i came |
2 |
| side of |
2 |
| deep in |
2 |
| orange juice |
2 |
| moved to |
2 |
| you come |
2 |
| to sit |
2 |
| back from |
2 |
| worry about |
2 |
| turned to |
2 |
| you’re not |
2 |
| near the |
2 |
| seduction of |
2 |
| a week |
2 |
| the time |
2 |
| had enough |
2 |
| “they fucked |
2 |
| get back |
2 |
| i became |
2 |
| the upper |
2 |
| going to |
2 |
| down a |
2 |
| back into |
2 |
| the head |
2 |
| not sure |
2 |
| for you |
2 |
| was in |
2 |
| his place |
2 |
| all the |
2 |
| that’s when |
2 |
| to mexico |
2 |
| away and |
2 |
| after getting |
2 |
| a sales |
2 |
| my parents |
2 |
| been living |
2 |
| talking to |
2 |
| head in |
2 |
| know i |
2 |
| bar for |
2 |
| able to |
2 |
| several times |
2 |
| me aware |
2 |
| what he |
2 |
| buried his |
2 |
| between his |
2 |
| about to |
2 |
| fucking roommate |
2 |
| our little |
2 |
| to be |
2 |
| getting a |
2 |
| the stock |
2 |
| joe added |
2 |
| with some |
2 |
| the big |
2 |
| weekend in |
2 |
| the way |
2 |
| “why not |
2 |
| what i |
2 |
| worse than |
2 |
| coming back |
2 |
| was still |
2 |
| the morning |
2 |
| to his |
2 |
| i even |
2 |
| the ground |
2 |
| she set |
2 |
| a room |
2 |
| time to |
2 |
| see it |
2 |
| would be |
2 |
| times as |
2 |
| troy had |
2 |
| aware of |
2 |
| had never |
2 |
| not to |
2 |
| bean buried |
2 |
| a lot |
2 |
| down at |
2 |
| looking for |
2 |
| with each |
2 |
| he could |
2 |
| go back |
2 |
| i told |
2 |
| another drink |
2 |
| should i |
2 |
| for some |
2 |
| getting into |
2 |
| to think |
2 |
| in queens |
2 |
| didn’t seem |
2 |
| took a |
2 |
| looked up |
2 |
| the three |
2 |
| my desk |
2 |
| could have |
2 |
| sales associates |
2 |
| like this |
2 |
| away from |
2 |
| in san |
2 |
| bobbing his |
2 |
| down the |
2 |
| ago i |
2 |
| it was |
2 |
| the air |
2 |
| didn’t have |
2 |
| found a |
2 |
| you like |
2 |
| a piece |
2 |
| i would |
2 |
| wanting to |
2 |
| that time |
2 |
| five years |
2 |
| out the |
2 |
| steve continued |
2 |
| that had |
2 |
| the man |
2 |
| hand and |
2 |
| mother had |
2 |
|
| Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| in front of |
6 |
| as soon as |
4 |
| me in the |
4 |
| front of me |
4 |
| or at least |
4 |
| in new york |
4 |
| i got to |
3 |
| lower east side |
3 |
| a couple of |
3 |
| fucked me in |
3 |
| stood up and |
3 |
| look like you |
3 |
| the end of |
3 |
| up in a |
3 |
| end of the |
3 |
| in a strange |
2 |
| at the time |
2 |
| at his place |
2 |
| i noticed that |
2 |
| a city that |
2 |
| what do you |
2 |
| table next to |
2 |
| going to go |
2 |
| to the ground |
2 |
| in the lower |
2 |
| to get back |
2 |
| as i walked |
2 |
| i tried to |
2 |
| out in the |
2 |
| see it like |
2 |
| in the city |
2 |
| it like that |
2 |
| in the middle |
2 |
| several times as |
2 |
| i didn’t have |
2 |
| bean buried his |
2 |
| soon as the |
2 |
| the table next |
2 |
| side of the |
2 |
| the lower east |
2 |
| “they fucked me |
2 |
| in the morning |
2 |
| out of his |
2 |
| of the hill |
2 |
| on his face |
2 |
| and wondered if |
2 |
| to worry about |
2 |
| me aware of |
2 |
| didn’t have to |
2 |
| i was a |
2 |
| upper east side |
2 |
| of the sales |
2 |
| make sure i |
2 |
| little bit more |
2 |
| his head in |
2 |
| of the world |
2 |
| to go back |
2 |
| should i say |
2 |
| soon as i |
2 |
| up in the |
2 |
| my cousin troy’s |
2 |
| up at me |
2 |
| my hand and |
2 |
| next to us |
2 |
| in san tana |
2 |
| what happened to |
2 |
| buried his head |
2 |
| do you know |
2 |
| digging into my |
2 |
| as she set |
2 |
| i didn’t want |
2 |
| a few times |
2 |
| have to worry |
2 |
| into my temples |
2 |
| bobbing his head |
2 |
| i saw the |
2 |
| to new york |
2 |
| to make sure |
2 |
| got to get |
2 |
| the bar for |
2 |
| waking up in |
2 |
| the upper east |
2 |
| from the table |
2 |
| his head and |
2 |
| in the ass” |
2 |
| out of the |
2 |
| or should i |
2 |
| get back to |
2 |
| was a bit |
2 |
| a little bit |
2 |
| made me aware |
2 |
|
| Most frequent four-word phrases, including stop words: |
| in front of me |
4 |
| fucked me in the |
3 |
| the end of the |
3 |
| me in the ass” |
2 |
| table next to us |
2 |
| waking up in a |
2 |
| a little bit more |
2 |
| in the lower east |
2 |
| side of the hill |
2 |
| as soon as the |
2 |
| see it like that |
2 |
| to get back to |
2 |
| i didn’t have to |
2 |
| or should i say |
2 |
| “they fucked me in |
2 |
| as soon as i |
2 |
| made me aware of |
2 |
| the table next to |
2 |
| up in a strange |
2 |
| the lower east side |
2 |
| have to worry about |
2 |
| bean buried his head |
2 |
| the upper east side |
2 |
| digging into my temples |
2 |
| to make sure i |
2 |
| didn’t have to worry |
2 |
|