| Number of paragraphs: |
84 |
| Average number of sentences per paragraph:: |
2.62 |
| Longest Sentence: |
'or, i looked at the hasty scribble, and thought of bean clutching his head yelling he is bean, i could end up in rio sitting next to bean in a fancy restaurant, a bevy of beautiful brazilian girls flanking his muscular neck and toasting his “conquest”' (51 words) |
| Shortest Sentence: |
'very worried.' (2 words) |
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
7.21 |
Readability according to Automated Readability Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
-0.22 |
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
3.64 |
Average readability (the higher, the harder to read): |
3.54 |
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases: |
| bean turned |
4 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| yankee seducer” |
3 |
| upper east |
2 |
| don’t want |
2 |
| wrapped around |
2 |
| get laid |
2 |
| saw bean |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| pay phone |
2 |
|
| Ten most frequent three-word phrases: |
| yankee seducer two |
1 |
| hadn’t returned home |
1 |
| rum (or whatever |
1 |
| wobbly metal legs |
1 |
| joe asked behind |
1 |
| rio sitting next |
1 |
| i’d never find |
1 |
| mexican girls hot” |
1 |
| turned back around |
1 |
| troy’s makeshift loft |
1 |
|
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words |
| of the |
15 |
| going to |
11 |
| on the |
8 |
| with a |
8 |
| want to |
7 |
| i was |
7 |
| in the |
7 |
| for a |
6 |
| to the |
6 |
| on a |
6 |
|
| Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| in front of |
3 |
| i’m going to |
3 |
| was going to |
3 |
| going to be |
3 |
| the rules of |
3 |
| rules of engagement |
3 |
| i was going |
2 |
| i didn’t want |
2 |
| to the same |
2 |
| a variety of |
2 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases: |
| bean turned |
4 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| yankee seducer” |
3 |
| upper east |
2 |
| didn’t like |
2 |
| i’d never |
2 |
| don’t want |
2 |
| wrapped around |
2 |
| get laid |
2 |
| saw bean |
2 |
| yankee seducer |
2 |
| didn’t seem |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| pay phone |
2 |
| eyes became |
2 |
|
| Most frequent five-word phrases: |
| in jumping on a plane |
2 |
| be part of the outrage” |
2 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words: |
| of the |
15 |
| going to |
11 |
| with a |
8 |
| on the |
8 |
| in the |
7 |
| i was |
7 |
| want to |
7 |
| on a |
6 |
| for a |
6 |
| to the |
6 |
| if i |
5 |
| at least |
5 |
| do you |
5 |
| to be |
5 |
| was a |
5 |
| in a |
5 |
| of bean |
5 |
| i didn’t |
5 |
| as i |
5 |
| at me |
4 |
| a few |
4 |
| like a |
4 |
| of a |
4 |
| bean turned |
4 |
| to bean |
4 |
| the girls |
4 |
| rules of |
4 |
| up at |
3 |
| in rio |
3 |
| the rules |
3 |
| both of |
3 |
| in front |
3 |
| front of |
3 |
| looked at |
3 |
| the screen |
3 |
| the page |
3 |
| the yankee |
3 |
| of engagement” |
3 |
| i could |
3 |
| of champagne |
3 |
| there was |
3 |
| was going |
3 |
| when i |
3 |
| i walked |
3 |
| to go |
3 |
| i’d be |
3 |
| yankee seducer” |
3 |
| and then |
3 |
| you have |
3 |
| with the |
3 |
| el dia |
3 |
| a little |
3 |
| me in |
3 |
| like some |
3 |
| picture of |
3 |
| off of |
3 |
| through the |
3 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| at the |
3 |
| of engagement |
3 |
| as well |
3 |
| about the |
3 |
| i asked |
2 |
| i stood |
2 |
| and i |
2 |
| “come on |
2 |
| variety of |
2 |
| you want |
2 |
| a bus |
2 |
| of his |
2 |
| his head |
2 |
| didn’t want |
2 |
| up with |
2 |
| i knew |
2 |
| a picture |
2 |
| was the |
2 |
| turned to |
2 |
| to him |
2 |
| they will |
2 |
| go to |
2 |
| that i |
2 |
| jumping on |
2 |
| the site |
2 |
| the way |
2 |
| to rio |
2 |
| look for |
2 |
| upper east |
2 |
| might as |
2 |
| of going |
2 |
| was actually |
2 |
| into my |
2 |
| this was |
2 |
| to myself |
2 |
| wrapped around |
2 |
| a plane |
2 |
| into a |
2 |
| to quit |
2 |
| in jumping |
2 |
| pay phone |
2 |
| out some |
2 |
| bottle of |
2 |
| he didn’t |
2 |
| and he |
2 |
| too much |
2 |
| entered the |
2 |
| yankee seducer |
2 |
| have in |
2 |
| have someone |
2 |
| like the |
2 |
| to know |
2 |
| such a |
2 |
| get laid |
2 |
| bean with |
2 |
| of leaving |
2 |
| in rio” |
2 |
| i said |
2 |
| what do |
2 |
| up in |
2 |
| we were |
2 |
| idea of |
2 |
| to live |
2 |
| be part |
2 |
| saw bean |
2 |
| off the |
2 |
| at mishka |
2 |
| and even |
2 |
| said to |
2 |
| be down |
2 |
| didn’t seem |
2 |
| that if |
2 |
| the paper |
2 |
| you guys |
2 |
| the other |
2 |
| but this |
2 |
| i saw |
2 |
| with bean |
2 |
| with his |
2 |
| up and |
2 |
| on your |
2 |
| the same |
2 |
| of them |
2 |
| at a |
2 |
| in large |
2 |
| the apartment |
2 |
| let me |
2 |
| the main |
2 |
| i think |
2 |
| you think |
2 |
| to get |
2 |
| all the |
2 |
| need to |
2 |
| job and |
2 |
| and within |
2 |
| even more |
2 |
| me a |
2 |
| to brazil |
2 |
| this is |
2 |
| eyes became |
2 |
| quit my |
2 |
| a bottle |
2 |
| “this is |
2 |
| i remembered |
2 |
| don’t want |
2 |
| out at |
2 |
| he is |
2 |
| or at |
2 |
| written in |
2 |
| the beer |
2 |
| the idea |
2 |
| bean and |
2 |
| thinking of |
2 |
| a good |
2 |
| “rules of |
2 |
| from the |
2 |
| the outrage” |
2 |
| few moments |
2 |
| i went |
2 |
| your parent’s |
2 |
| more like |
2 |
| out of |
2 |
| on in |
2 |
| a variety |
2 |
| stood up |
2 |
| a pay |
2 |
| thought of |
2 |
| as though |
2 |
| part of |
2 |
| didn’t like |
2 |
| live in |
2 |
| i’d never |
2 |
| back to |
2 |
| in my |
2 |
| my job |
2 |
| got to |
2 |
| to troy’s |
2 |
| “i know |
2 |
|
| Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| the rules of |
3 |
| was going to |
3 |
| rules of engagement |
3 |
| in front of |
3 |
| i’m going to |
3 |
| going to be |
3 |
| stood up and |
2 |
| going to quit |
2 |
| picture of bean |
2 |
| front of them |
2 |
| looked at the |
2 |
| my job and |
2 |
| to the same |
2 |
| in a variety |
2 |
| on a plane |
2 |
| the yankee seducer |
2 |
| to go to |
2 |
| might as well |
2 |
| do you think |
2 |
| what do you |
2 |
| bottle of champagne |
2 |
| for a few |
2 |
| on your parent’s |
2 |
| you have in |
2 |
| i saw bean |
2 |
| a variety of |
2 |
| a picture of |
2 |
| quit my job |
2 |
| a pay phone |
2 |
| there was a |
2 |
| of bean with |
2 |
| bean turned to |
2 |
| a bottle of |
2 |
| that if i |
2 |
| do you have |
2 |
| a few moments |
2 |
| jumping on a |
2 |
| be part of |
2 |
| up at me |
2 |
| part of the |
2 |
| i didn’t want |
2 |
| i was going |
2 |
| “rules of engagement” |
2 |
| or at least |
2 |
| of the page |
2 |
| in jumping on |
2 |
| didn’t want to |
2 |
| of the outrage” |
2 |
|
| Most frequent four-word phrases, including stop words: |
| be part of the |
2 |
| the rules of engagement |
2 |
| what do you think |
2 |
| i was going to |
2 |
| quit my job and |
2 |
| part of the outrage” |
2 |
| in a variety of |
2 |
| a bottle of champagne |
2 |
| jumping on a plane |
2 |
| in front of them |
2 |
| in jumping on a |
2 |
| i didn’t want to |
2 |
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