Analysis for Welcome to London...No Scousers Allowed

Lexical analysis

Number of words (tokens): 205
Number of distinct words (types): 72
Average number of words per sentence: 9.32
Average number of words per paragraph: 205.0
Lexical Density: 0.35
Longest Word: 'sarah:victoria' (14)
Shortest Word: 'act' (3)
Ten Most Frequent Words:
helen 6
sarah 3
picture 3
michelle 3
know 3
like 2
yeah 2
see 2
hate 2
can 2

Textual analysis

Number of paragraphs: 1
Average number of sentences per paragraph:: 22.0
Longest Sentence: 'i hate them both, i mean he is a rubbish footballer who can only plays for publicity, she just can't live without it either.' (24 words)
Shortest Sentence: 'beckham again!' (2 words)
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
5.09
Readability according to Automated Readability Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
-4.99
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
-1.08
Average readability
(the higher, the harder to read):
-0.33

Phrasal analysis

Ten most frequent two-word phrases:
usually leave 1
bin michelle 1
found one 1
see helen 1
belongs helen 1
always banging 1
rarely buy 1
rubbish footballer 1
can criticise 1
journalists found 1
Ten most frequent three-word phrases:
wife helen (ironic) 1
Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words
a picture 3
it in 2
picture of 2
he is 2
just can't 2
you are 2
don't like 2
in the 2
you don't 2
it either 2
Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
a picture of 2
it in the 2
you don't like 2
it is she 1
day the journalists 1
is cheating on 1
here it is 1
forgot to put 1
that's where it 1
to love each 1
Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words:
a picture 3
it in 2
picture of 2
he is 2
just can't 2
you are 2
don't like 2
in the 2
you don't 2
it either 2
Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
a picture of 2
it in the 2
you don't like 2