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LOC: Long Beach, CA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: September 21
LOC: Long Beach, CA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: September 21
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER ACTUALLY INVENTED STRIPES (AND DONALD DUCK), BUT THEN MY JEALOUS GRANDFATHER INVENTED ANTI-STRIPES AND CANCELLED OUT THE WORK OF HIS FATHER (MY GREAT GRANDFATHER) BEFORE HIM, MEANING HIS (MY GREAT GRANDFATHERS) WORK WENT COMPLETELY UNNOTICED…HE (MY GREAT GRANDFATHER) THEN LATER WENT ON TO RE-INVENT STRIPES TO COUNTER-CANCEL OUT THE ANTI-STRIPES OF HIS SON (MY GRANDFATHER) AND EVERYTHING WAS ‘CHICKEN SOUP’ AGAIN
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In a Pineapple lovers world they hate me, for they called it a cult but then it grew so greatly. And now half the world, well they worship the fruit, and every day we place it on a throne and salute. They think I’m crazy, and I think they’re wrong, for I’ve known and loved pineapples for so long, And the longer it goes on the longer I see, it’s a pineapple lovers world for me…
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There she stands, hair all greasy, the least popular girl at the checkout greats me. She seems nice, but doesn’t look like the others, she should have brushed her teeth, she should have washed her udders. Wait a minute, did I say udders? And so there I go just like the others...saying that maybe this girl has udders. She aint a cow, but she aint like the others, so maybe the girl at the checkout has udders. And though there’s nobody in her line but me, and all of the other lines have three, I...
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This may or may not have happened, I aint saying! It may be partly made up, part of it may have been a dream, and all of it may be a lie, but I aint gonna say!! Driving on the sleepy highway, looking at the moon, radio playing the election results was a man talking a strange tune. And so straight out of the mousetrap were we, 16 hours after noon, when pulled over did we, and not a minute too soon. So pulled over had we, to get out of the light from the moon…to make sure that we weren’t drivin...
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This may or may not have happened, I aint saying! It may be partly made up, part of it may have been a dream, and all of it may be a lie, but I aint gonna say!! Sat in a bar (at the bar), watching the basketball, having a pint was I. To my right is a friend, lets call him Frank, to my left is a stranger let’s call him Henry (as he looked like a Henry) no lets call him Hen (for he looked like a Hen). Anyway, the conversation was flowing between Frank and I when Hen butted in and said something...
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GINGER ALE-IEN I met a ginger alien today who was drinking ginger ale. He said I didn't look so good and asked me why so pale. I told him I'd been stung by a killer space wasp and that it's venom may prevail. He said that I would be OK if I drank his ginger ale...
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Please expand upon this work!!!! I hath given thee a mediocre score...for thou hath not expanded sufficiently on your thoughts, for me on this page, to be able for me to judge you in the swiftness of one day...and one thought to be able to praise or lambast as I sit here uncast in my thoughts of this poem, should I like or refrain???? Or like or abstain, I don't know please tell me how your feelings are feeling again!!?
Haha, this made me laugh but for some strange reason I imagined that you actually were a cow sat there in heaven contemplating the spinach you ate at 3:45. Maybe as you tipped like a cow you also turned into one and then grew cow wings and flew up to heaven yourself, haha. Anyway, I like this piece, hope I've also give you more ideas...If not then I'll use them myself if you don't mind!!
I like this piece!! And great use of metaphor there (on the baby). I don't know why Justin Barrett wanted that kind of audience for his poetry, but you also have to give dues to people like Spears, especially as you've also (like Justin Barrett) used her name to get people interested in your poem. I also disagree with "no one finds Britney Spears the least bit erotic"...have you seen the video to "Hit me baby..." haha, you're probably right though. I give thee 8.
I like this!! Makes me want to read all your work. I couldn't help but read as as soon as I saw the title. Very intriguing indeedio!!! Get ready for more reviews from me!!
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The first sentence is the one that got me and dragged me in, and undoubtedly the one that splits the audience into two groups: A) easily offended and may not read on, and B) Young (haha). So yeah, I really liked this piece, and that fact that it is set in Vegas also interested me (as I live in LA and have visited Vegas on numerous occasions, and had some pretty crazy weekends, although nothing this crazy, in fact, SH#T! you just gave me an idea, haha). Anyway, back to the review...The fact th...
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