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Shelly and I loaded up my Outback with the usual shit for a roadtrip. By the way, I loved that fuckin’ Outback. It was pimp. I’m talkin’ L.L. Cool Bean edition: leather seats, CD, moon roof, the whole 9 yards. I felt like a little pasty white Snoop Dogg drivin’ it around. And it was mine, all mine. I paid cash for it. It was golden. I mean un-fuckin’-touchable. At the time, I think it was prolly the only material possession I owned, that had not been paid for with drug money. And get this, t...

Leaving the parking “lot”, there were three paths, a central path and one to either side. Being that we had no clue where to proceed, plus the fact that by this time, we were really, really fucked up, we kind of just stood around. I was still puffin’ on my pipe, and the others took this time to light up smokes. Finally, in ever increasing waves, a sound, of some sort, began to impinge upon our cannabis-deadened consciousnesses. Shelly was the first to make the connection. “Sounds like bongos...

I was packin’ some sinsemilla. I’m talkin’ the real deal one-hit shit. Two hits would have you sleddin’ the rings of Saturn. And I had just blazed through three bowls. By all accounts, I should be reduced to a gibbering scatology experiment. Now I ain’t no, as Drexl would say, ‘bad muddafucka’, so it’s gotta be the adrenaline still rushin’ through me. That, and the fact that I am still scared shitless. I just had the most fucked-up experience of my entire life. Now I ain’t no gangsta, in fac...

Masterbating sheep Tyedyed, Yeah, No Jizzy Jazzy Junkies All on a row. Bi-Merkin American A 2-bit, porpise ho. Saran wrap and Turkish Hashish, yo.

We approached our goal, and I heard a man’s voice boom from the direction of the fire, “As your attorney, I advise you take your medicine and relax. The pharmacological concoction will be so much the better if we wait for one of those annoying hippie bastards to stumble along with some ‘shrooms. In the meantime, I will retrieve the ether.” I faintly heard another voice protest something to the effect of “Dear God…not…ether…yet…depravity…” Mushrooms? Pharmacological concoction? Could it be? W...