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CHAPTER TWO – THE ELECTRIC BUGALOO It is kind of messed up, but this is my story, and I'm sticking to it. So, um, right after I wrote that last chapter, I hear somebody trying to enter the hotel. I have to explain how this works, so bear with me. When I arrive to start my shift, I lock the main entranceway. I unlock it at six o'clock in the morning. So, from midnight to six, the main doors, which are made out of glass, are locked. Guests that are already registered can use their room keys to ...

FORWARD by Shawn M. Essler Just for the record, I'm not a very good writer. I'm sorry if you bought this piece of crap book, thinking that it would be some irreverent gem by a yet undiscovered voice, but would not be the case. Truth is, I just have all this free time on my hands, and what I happen to be looking for is the money that comes from publishing a book. Writing is one of the few projects that you can take on that involves no real monetary cost to upstart. I already had a few pens tha...