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AGE: 45
LOC: Denmark
GEN: Female
LAST LOGIN: May 16

I am… a walking contradiction, a Renaissance woman, a Jill of many trades and a mistress of some.

In my life, I have worked as…a cleaning lady at a county jail, a secretary, a printer, a graphic artist and designer, an art director, a sandwich slinger, tech support – the nadir of my life – a baker and a pastry chef.

I can find inspiration in the mundane, in the dishwater, in the soup pot or the laundry basket, as well as in the woods or in other people’s words.

Facts can be a starting point, and so can fiction. In fact, what spurred me on to writing a novel, now in its third draft, was reading a book by my published competition and thinking…”I can do that…”

So I did. I still do. And four years on, some slight publi…

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Non-fiction / The Aural Anaconda
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The Aural Anaconda -a review of ”Bloody Kisses” It’s time…for a change. It’s time to get my head either out of my ass or out of Roman Britain, or just plain…out, somewhere – elsewhere, or else wear out what’s left of my synapses. They’ve been buried, unfortunately not fatally, in dense archaeological tomes of academe. A woman can only take so many Sub-strata B earthworks variations (early first to third-century CE), before having an overwhelming urge to cause a good few third millennium earth...
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“Would you please,” Arrius asked later that day, “take your nails out of my back?” Iolanthe had quite forgotten herself, and that had not happened in years and years. “Did I …oh! Oh, Gaius, I’m so sorry, did I draw blood?” He rolled off her and on to his back with a massive sigh, followed by a yelp. “Ow! Yes, you did.” “Well, whatever got into you?” Now, it was Iolanthe’s turn to sigh. Her toes were slowly unfurling. Had it really been so long? And how had she forgotten? How could she? Arrius...
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It was a slow and painful walk from Postumianus’ office through the praetorium to the private quarters of the Emperor and his family. They walked past offices and anterooms and several audience chambers, through a large formal dining room and along several corridors, before they came to Severus’ private sanctuary, a small three-sided peristyle garden off the Imperial family’s bedrooms. A small fountain, adorned with two gilded leaping dolphins at the top, bubbled water into a basin below, and...
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Journalism / The Unforgivable Crime
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The Unforgivable Crime I have committed the unforgivable crime. No, you'll find no dead bodies buried under my floorboards, no hidden Swiss bank accounts referred to in cryptic numbers in a document buried in the "Soft-porn" folder on my harddrive. (I wish!) I am many things to many people, but..."I am not a crook!." No. In a life filled with all sorts of drama, I have never committed anything that might be considered criminal. Or should I say, I've never been caught? ;) But according to the ...
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Wanted: Multitalented individual for high-flying, highly demanding job. Must master the fine art of multi-tasking, have the ability to prioritize and the inner strength to rise above even the most challenging circumstances. Should not be afraid of hands-on experience and close encounters of the seventh kind, and should be willing to work 24/7. Only those willing to forfeit vacation, extraneous activities, possibly marriage, definitely sex and certainly peace of mind need apply. Success will b...
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Humor/Satire / Caffeine Man
Please tell this caffeine-addicted insomniac and closet writer that you will continue to write this story. Please. If for no other reason that this reads like an updated, anarchic P.G. Wodehouse-with-a-twist-and-a-twinkle, and it left this reader and reviewer gasping for more. Preferably within the next five minutes or less. Should that, however, prove logistically implausible, then let me at least say that this is a very smart, very funny read with some serious punch to go with it. Your paci...
This reads like an unholy alliance of dada and anarchy of the highest and blackest order - if you'll pardon the comparison - a bit like "Borat" in reverse, but much further out there, wherever "there" is. You tear down that great, venerable, elastic edifice of culture (?) known as the English language, and create something else entirely, and even after rereading this five times, I'm still not sure what that "something" is, but - something it definitely, decisively, undubitably is! Dada! Anarc...
Journalism / Loving The Skin I'm In
You should be applauded for taking on an issue that for many people is so taboo, it's not mentioned at all, at least not in polite company! ;-) I would also like to thank you for reminding me about one of my favorite fantasies - that for one fateful day the entire human race would wake up in the morning with lime green and purple polka dot skin. That might be one way to find out how we truly define ourselves and our identities, regardless of our ethnicity or color. It might also, says this ho...