teakrulos's profile

If I ever get old with anyone, I hope she's like my friend Mo. Mo and I have worked together seven years, more or less, I've quit and come back a few times. (Oh, and you know what I really love? When people come in and say "Wow, you've been working here FOREVER!" Yeah, thanks for the update, bozo.) Mo's in her late 50's, a chain smoking, pill popping, foul mouthed granny. We've become good enough friends that she's more of a relative to me than a real relative is. She's helped me through some...

I am trying to produce a sitcom that stars myself. You wanna know why? My life is a joke, matey, an effing joke. I put together what we in the sitcom writing business call a "pitch list", a brief run down on six possible ideas for further development. 1. COOKING WITH HELLFIRE In which Tea Krulos portrays a high octane, obnoxious Italian chef/ TV show host who is constantly yelling things like "BAM-A-LAM!", "WHAMMY!", "YOU SHUT UPPA YOU STOOPID FACE!", and "COCK SLAP!" (Studio audience laughs,...