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So about 8 months ago I’m snorting Coke off this hooker’s ass in a room in the Waldorf when her cell phone rings. She makes no move to pick up even though it’s right there within reach on the end table at the bed’s corner. I finish the blow and am feeling mildly annoyed and not just because snorting blow makes me irritable and short tempered. It’s also because the phone rang for like a minute, stopped for a couple of seconds, and then started again. As if this isn’t harshing my buzz enough, ...

So strong was the groundswell that within months all MSM outlets were reporting on the faithful's attempt to cash in their political capital with their leader. He had chosen them, sacrificed for them, and fought the good fight against the forces of evil. In return they had chosen to follow his teaching, sacrifice their own best interests, and fight those same forces to an astounding 2-3 percent mandate in the last election. Indeed George W Bush could not ignore his followers or the leaders o...

I plan on celebrating this holiday in as true a manner befitting those Puritans who gave it it’s name and began the idea that is America. But I don’t want to stop at just that day. I want to celebrate what it represents, what it meant, and where it led us as a nation in a time we think of as our glorious past. To this end the festivities will start on Thanksgiving when I will be hunting down Native Americans and killing them and their families with all manner of weapons ranging from muskets t...

You know how we’ve gotten to a point in our culture where we brush off lies, deceit, false advertising, political spin, bosses and coworkers condescending and selfish mistruths, the opposite sex’s relationship games and manipulations, how we brush all this off as just being the way things are? What can you do? That’s just how things work in the “real” world right? Yeah you know what I’m talking about because everyone who reads this has been on both sides of the dishonest give and take that k...

You know how we’ve gotten to a point in our culture where we brush off lies, deceit, false advertising, political spin, bosses and coworkers condescending and selfish mistruths, the opposite sex’s relationship games and manipulations, how we brush all this off as just being the way things are? What can you do? That’s just how things work in the “real” world right? Yeah you know what I’m talking about because everyone who reads this has been on both sides of the dishonest give and take that k...