So about 8 months ago I’m snorting Coke off this hooker’s ass in a room in the Waldorf when her cell phone rings. She makes no move to pick up even though it’s right there within reach on the end table at the bed’s corner. I finish the blow and am feeling mildly annoyed and not just because snorting blow makes me irritable and short tempered. It’s also because the phone rang for like a minute, stopped for a couple of seconds, and then started again. As if this isn’t harshing my buzz enough, ...

So strong was the groundswell that within months all MSM outlets were reporting on the faithful's attempt to cash in their political capital with their leader. He had chosen them, sacrificed for them, and fought the good fight against the forces of evil. In return they had chosen to follow his teaching, sacrifice their own best interests, and fight those same forces to an astounding 2-3 percent mandate in the last election. Indeed George W Bush could not ignore his followers or the leaders o...

I plan on celebrating this holiday in as true a manner befitting those Puritans who gave it it’s name and began the idea that is America. But I don’t want to stop at just that day. I want to celebrate what it represents, what it meant, and where it led us as a nation in a time we think of as our glorious past. To this end the festivities will start on Thanksgiving when I will be hunting down Native Americans and killing them and their families with all manner of weapons ranging from muskets t...

You know how we’ve gotten to a point in our culture where we brush off lies, deceit, false advertising, political spin, bosses and coworkers condescending and selfish mistruths, the opposite sex’s relationship games and manipulations, how we brush all this off as just being the way things are? What can you do? That’s just how things work in the “real” world right? Yeah you know what I’m talking about because everyone who reads this has been on both sides of the dishonest give and take that k...

You know how we’ve gotten to a point in our culture where we brush off lies, deceit, false advertising, political spin, bosses and coworkers condescending and selfish mistruths, the opposite sex’s relationship games and manipulations, how we brush all this off as just being the way things are? What can you do? That’s just how things work in the “real” world right? Yeah you know what I’m talking about because everyone who reads this has been on both sides of the dishonest give and take that k...

“People are getting off message Dick,” The President said to Cheney back at the White House. “It’s not good. Got to get back on message.” Cheney smiled tenderly. Back on message was a term he had taught him in 2000. Now it was like his own. George learned better than people gave him credit for. “We’re doing that George. You know I don’t allow anyone to dictate dialogue. This is still about democracy and liberation. We’ve been at this too long for that to get lost.” President George pursed his...

Zombie Jesus: Prophecy had foretold his return. Even the Jews knew it was inevitable though they were confused about some of the particulars. Gentiles though, well they had known he was coming back for 2 millenium and they’d been trying to look busy ever since. So sure were they that a personal savior was inevitable they had bet their souls on it. But even those destined for eternal salvation can get antsy waiting that long, and in the case of the Christ watch, his followers had become increa...

The following were written in snubbed by girl mode. Snubbed near the fresh fruit Dead end in the produce aisle She shops not for me. Still I feel she longs Introverted and needing She longs not for me Stupid girl is smart Stupidly ignoring me How stupid am I? These are more politically and or existentially motivated. Serendipity Lost causes look to the stars Darwin rules us all Up around the bend See the hope in my blue eyes Cheney shot my face Shadows in vast space Stained glass hides the l...