Two little Monkeys, laying in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G One came first, went straight to bed. The other got mad and cut off his head. A thing Lorena Bobbitt would commend. Crossed a twisted chick, he did offend. “Why,” he asked, “did you cut off my thing?!” She replied, “cause you're so unfulfilling!” Moral of the story: COMPLIMENT each other, or face the wrath of some crazy cutter!

Two little Monkeys, laying in a tree, Copulating oh so happily. One came first, went straight to bed. The other got mad and cut off his head. Only Lorena Bobbitt would commend. Crossed a twisted chick, he did offend. “Why,” he asked, “did you cut off my thing?!” She replied, “you are so unfulfilling!” Moral of the story: COMPLIMENT each other, or face the wrath of some crazy cutter!

two little Monkeys, laying in a Tree, F - U - C - K - I - N - G. one Came first, and went straight to Bed. the other got Mad, and cut off his Head. a thing only Lorena Bobbitt would recommend. he crossed a Twisted chick, he did Offend. confused, he Exclaimed, "why did you cut off my Thing!?!" critically she explained "because you are SO unfulfilling!" the Moral of the story is to COMPLIMENT each other, or face the Wrath of some Crazy cutter!