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There's an elf who leads a life of danger Gandalf sends her to find dark strangers With every job she takes, another man she fakes Odds are she won't live to see the Havens. Secret Agent Elf, Secret Agent Elf Elrond's given you a crossbow and taken away your pointy ears. Beware of the wizards you find A wizard can hide an evil mind. Ah, be careful where you look Or then you'll be under their sway. Odds are she won't live to see the Havens. Secret Agent Elf, Secret Agent Elf Elrond's given you...

He was sitting on a beach staring out into the ocean, his shoes and socks sitting next to him, slowly filling with sand. He could feel sand creeping into his pants. “This suit will never be the same.” he thought. He had just left an unpromising job interview at one of the nearby hotels on the strip. The wind was blowing, everything seemed fine. He was jobless, sure, but he still had money left over from his severance's package from his former position as an accountant. Computers could do eve...

“ . . . I mean that's what good experimental music is about: a group of musicians who really know their instruments and know each other to practically read each others' minds.” Somehow, I had slid into this rant again. “Look at The Experience for instance, the two guys backing Jimi up were amazing, they had to be to keep up with him. Look at the Doors, they all knew when it was time to back off and let the other guy do his thing.” I was becoming animated. “You can hear that in the live bootle...

Lemon, I thought. I distinctly smell lemon. When first awaking that is one odd smell to behold. I seemed to be in some sort of cot. I apparently had forgotten the first, most cardinal rule I have when traveling: always know where you fall asleep. Even though I forget that rule somewhere between the first drink and the first bit of whatever I can get my hands on. Reality is no place to party. The smell of lemon and the sounds of something sizzling seemed to be the overwhelming sensations this ...

“Oh my God!” Katie exclaimed, “Robbie, you have just got to see this one!” Robin continued sipping her wine, thankful to be away from the other party guests. “You know, this is nothing like Archie's usual parties, like the ones at the club. This one is just kind of pointless,” Robin said while staring at the fountain in the center of the garden: it had a pair of lizards intertwined in what was either close combat or extreme love-play in the center of it. Katie chuckled, “yeah, nothing like th...