Funny. Funny. Funny. I do like your humor. Keep giving it up. The twists and turns in the horoscopes are almost identical to the ones read in a magazine, newspaper or on-line web page. But, your horoscopes are much better in that they make horoscope-reading what it really is...'ironic fiction' or 'babbling b.s.'...anything but factual! I love how you made up your own signs also. But, the 'scope for Taurus is my absolute fave! Keep it up! The world needs a good laugh!

I get the feeling your friend was on drugs before the suicide. I like the short lines. Simplicity is often underrated and overlooked. But, I like your style. It is emotional and honest yet raw and to the point. It sounds like in writing this you definitely got something off your chest. Sorry for the loss. Keep writing!