I opened my Urbis inbox today and recoiled in mock horror. For waiting for me, on my laptop display, Was not a demand for a dollar, But a rebuke, and a gentle one at that, Telling me where I'd gone wrong: "Your review didn't meet our guidelines, you twat, And it's going to be removed, removed, removed. Yes, it's going to be REMOVED!" (Well, I wasn't really called a "twat") But someone had taken great umbrage: They'd complained that my carefully crafted review Was akin to a piece of garbage. I...