Dear Reader, I come to you today to give my humbly authoritative knowledge on the race of Homo sapiens that is so dearly called writers. It is in my experience that while writers share an unrealistically high self image, not all acquire and display it in the same ways. As I have so painstakingly done research for many years I have come to the conclusion that no one else should suffer such as I have. So it is my great pleasure to introduce you to the knowledge of distinguishing the right write...