The Johnson boys were Arkansas hill trash, Jonah being half-smart and Daniel being half-crazy. They were both too lazy to take part in Mr. Lincoln's army or the CSA. Running with the guerrillas was hard work too and nary a piece of pie after dinner. With the help of the Draft Laws they figured to go on the scout in the Cherokee Nation. They only got to steal a few horses before losing their hearts to a pair of pretty Cherokee girls, the Fivekiller sisters. Those girls were sweet on those redh...