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If only teen angst was a team sport - I could imagine how the team would discuss their game plan - 1st teen says - "What angst awaits us?" 2nd teen says - "What shall we do with these ones?" 3rd teen says - "What were yesterdays?" Of course in light of their discussion...they would see how silly the game is and their angst would fade away, but - would that be a winning goal? Also, what would be their "motto"? Would they have t-shirts with clever sayings? What would their team names be? Would ...

What angst awaits me? What shall I do with these ones? What were yesterdays?!?!?

Now, listen very carefully! This is the most important thing you will ever learn in life (hee hee) and is probably the best kept secret in the world next to who killed President Kennedy. It takes 2 minutes to learn and a happier life will be your reward. So, here goes. The big secret? Are you excited? Got you wanting to read faster? All that and more is waiting right here. Will I just type the damn thing? Notice how I make you want it and keep you in suspense? See how I make you laugh, smile ...

Um, I ran out of ear swabs...I am going ballistic - very few times do I lose my cool, but I cannot stand not having ear swabs. Where was I? Oh, I remember, self-pleasure, I first discovered it when I started taking showers instead of baths as a kid. I used to day dream about it at school as that became part of my nightly ritual. It wasn't till I was older that I learned new tricks to bring it to new heights. Yes, while other boys were off playing with their little tally whackers I was instead...